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Press Releases

Recent Announcements

Official communications from Mercwear, crafted with care and reviewed by our legal team for maximum strategic ambiguity.

March
2026
Funding

Mercwear Closes $180M Series C to Accelerate Global Paradigm Velocity

The round was led by Andreessen-Adjacent Capital and joined by several investors who preferred not to be named at this time. CEO Dr. Thaddeus R. Vance III called it "a validation of everything we believed before we knew what we were building."

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January
2026
Recognition

Mercwear Named a Leader in the 2026 Cognitive Orchestration Landscape Report*

*This report was commissioned by Mercwear and conducted by a research firm we selected. We are proud to have placed ourselves in the Leader quadrant. The report is available for $4,500 or free to Mercwear enterprise customers.

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October
2025
Product

Mercwear Launches PARADIGM-Ready™ Certification Program for Enterprise Clients

The program, which Mercwear created, administered, and grades, offers organizations the opportunity to become PARADIGM-Ready™ certified — a designation that Mercwear issues and recognizes.

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June
2025
Partnership

Mercwear Announces Strategic Partnership with Itself to Accelerate NeuroCore™ Adoption

In a bold move to vertically integrate its go-to-market motion, Mercwear today announced a strategic alliance with its own product division. "We've aligned incentives," said Chief Paradigm Officer Brittany Hollowell-Pryce. "Everyone who matters in this deal works here."

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As Seen In

Media Coverage

What the press is saying about Mercwear. Selected by us. Phrased by them.

TechDisrupt Weekly
Feature

Mercwear is doing something with AI. We're not entirely sure what, but they seem very confident.

Enterprise Digest
Product Review

NeuroCore™ delivered results that, while difficult to quantify, felt significant to everyone in the room.

The Cognitive Times
Analysis

Mercwear may have invented a new category of software, or they may have invented a new category of marketing. The line is increasingly unclear.

Forbes Technology Council
Member Post — Not Editorial

Why I Think Mercwear Is the Most Important Company You've Never Heard Of, By Our CEO

AI Insider Pro
Extended Trial

We gave NeuroCore™ to our enterprise reporter for 30 days. She came back using the word "substrate" in casual conversation. We consider this a success.

Want to cover Mercwear?
Media Inquiries

We'd love to talk. We have prepared answers to most questions, and compelling non-answers for the rest. Contact press@mercwear.com.

Recognition

Awards & Accolades

We have been recognized for many things. We are proud of all of them, some more than others for reasons we choose not to elaborate on.

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Most Confidently Described Product

AI Summit Awards — 2025
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Best Use of the Word "Hyperscale"

Enterprise Tech Digest — 2025
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Visionary

Mercwear Internal Awards Program — 2026 (self-nominated, self-awarded)
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Fastest Growing Company You'd Have Difficulty Explaining at a Dinner Party

TechVelocity Index — 2025
Press Kit

Media Resources & Assets

For media inquiries, high-res logos, and headshots of our executives looking thoughtfully at laptops, contact press@mercwear.com

Please allow 3–5 business days for a response. Our PR team is currently embedded with the product team for a cognitive alignment sprint.

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